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Girl Beats boys like a MAN

Postby demonfist45 » Apr 2. 2013, 23:05

This girl knows how to dominate... these are the type of girls that should do MMA and go against Ronda Rousey.

girl meets boy... girl beats boy


girl meets boy again.... girl beats boy again


girl meets girl ... girl dominates

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Re: Girl Beats boys like a MAN

Postby homegrown123 » Apr 3. 2013, 01:16

thats scary. she powers into those submissions. man i hate knowing there's girls out there who could kick my ass. your right though. looks like she would have the tools it takes to beat honda.
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Re: Girl Beats boys like a MAN

Postby ohhmyGAT » Apr 3. 2013, 06:36

i'd hate to fight a girl it's a lose-lose situation plus shes the same size if not bigger than the dude, if he wins...he beat a girl....if he loses he lost to a girl
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Re: Girl Beats boys like a MAN

Postby demonfist45 » Apr 3. 2013, 09:17

taylor01 wrote:i'd hate to fight a girl it's a lose-lose situation plus shes the same size if not bigger than the dude, if he wins...he beat a girl....if he loses he lost to a girl



thats true... but you have to get that outta your mind. Some girls will use that mindset against you in a real fight to take advantage of your values or sensitivity.

That's why you have to take the notch up a lot -- here's a few things to win against a girl:

* grab her breasts and squeeze them hard
* grab a hold of the nipples and twist

* Use the famous goose technique and stick finger in butt hole
* Try rubbing her pussy to get her to squirm

----- If you use these techniques (these are secret techniques passed down from generation to generation) :lol:
You are sure to win against any female who can kick your ass.
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Re: Girl Beats boys like a MAN

Postby thevillain » Apr 3. 2013, 09:25

Never ever tap to a girl = death before dishonor :mrgreen:
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Re: Girl Beats boys like a MAN

Postby demonfist45 » Apr 3. 2013, 09:30

thevillain wrote:Never ever tap to a girl = death before dishonor :mrgreen:


you are claiming you wouldn't tap to Ronda Rousey in an arm bar? She is hellish strong and would definitely make you scream !!

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Practice those secret techniques above and defeat her later... haha! But for real - I would prefer coming back stronger instead of losing a limb. Because that limb will not ever be the same after you break.

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Re: Girl Beats boys like a MAN

Postby thevillain » Apr 3. 2013, 09:34

demonfist45 wrote:
thevillain wrote:Never ever tap to a girl = death before dishonor :mrgreen:


you are claiming you wouldn't tap to Ronda Rousey in an arm bar? She is hellish strong and would definitely make you scream !!

--- I would prefer to live to fight another day
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Practice those secret techniques above and defeat her later... haha! But for real - I would prefer coming back stronger instead of losing a limb. Because that limb will not ever be the same after you break.



I dont know what i would do and i can not really measure up how strong she really is.The video i posted back then with Mousasi and her showed that she is not that powerful,this is the advantage we men have over women.Of course there are exceptions to the rule :wink:

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Re: Girl Beats boys like a MAN

Postby demonfist45 » Apr 3. 2013, 10:40

^^^^ If you are talkin about the fight above.... The weight difference is tremendous! Ronda Rousey is about 150 - 155 in this video and Mousasi is like 210lbs plus which a normal man wouldn't be able to handle. So for Ronda its great training.... But put her in the same weight as another man -- then we are talking a total different story
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Re: Girl Beats boys like a MAN

Postby ELD » Apr 3. 2013, 10:48

I would never find it shameful to lose to someone just because they're a woman. Then again, I don't think there's anything shameful about being a woman.

Those of you who think women are so inferior, how does that impact your relationships with the women in your life? I couldn't fathom being in a relationship with someone who had such disrespect for my entire gender.

Is it safe to assume you guys don't train? I can't see the value in training an art that wouldn't allow a weaker person to defeat a stronger person. You generally don't need to bother with martial arts to beat people smaller than you.
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Re: Girl Beats boys like a MAN

Postby Forsyth » Apr 3. 2013, 10:57

ELD wrote:I would never find it shameful to lose to someone just because they're a woman. Then again, I don't think there's anything shameful about being a woman.

Those of you who think women are so inferior, how does that impact your relationships with the women in your life? I couldn't fathom being in a relationship with someone who had such disrespect for my entire gender.

Is it safe to assume you guys don't train? I can't see the value in training an art that wouldn't allow a weaker person to defeat a stronger person. You generally don't need to bother with martial arts to beat people smaller than you.


Women are, generally speaking, weaker than men. Men run faster jump higher hit harder etc. Some may find it shameful to lose to someone who they consider to be physically inferior, male or female. It doesn't mean they completely disregard the entire gender and see them as inferior in every aspect of life.

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Re: Girl Beats boys like a MAN

Postby AIDS » Apr 3. 2013, 11:04

Forsyth wrote:
ELD wrote:I would never find it shameful to lose to someone just because they're a woman. Then again, I don't think there's anything shameful about being a woman.

Those of you who think women are so inferior, how does that impact your relationships with the women in your life? I couldn't fathom being in a relationship with someone who had such disrespect for my entire gender.

Is it safe to assume you guys don't train? I can't see the value in training an art that wouldn't allow a weaker person to defeat a stronger person. You generally don't need to bother with martial arts to beat people smaller than you.


Women are, generally speaking, weaker than men. Men run faster jump higher hit harder etc. Some may find it shameful to lose to someone who they consider to be physically inferior, male or female. It doesn't mean they completely disregard the entire gender and see them as inferior in every aspect of life.


Although this dialog would be a little different if it were about potentially losing to old men. They're also generally weaker, but I doubt the same vocabulary of "shame" would be used.
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Re: Girl Beats boys like a MAN

Postby AdamR » Apr 3. 2013, 11:20

It would be funny to watch a girl MMA fighter lose to a guy via triangle choke
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Re: Girl Beats boys like a MAN

Postby demonfist45 » Apr 3. 2013, 11:26

ELD wrote:I would never find it shameful to lose to someone just because they're a woman. Then again, I don't think there's anything shameful about being a woman.

Those of you who think women are so inferior, how does that impact your relationships with the women in your life? I couldn't fathom being in a relationship with someone who had such disrespect for my entire gender.

Is it safe to assume you guys don't train? I can't see the value in training an art that wouldn't allow a weaker person to defeat a stronger person. You generally don't need to bother with martial arts to beat people smaller than you.



You sound serious so I am going to respond to you in kind.... First of all, we were most of speaking in tongue n cheek - meaning joking around. Second, I don't think I am superior to women as far as being human beings. My girlfriend loves the way I treat her. But me being the man I will feel I need to protect her even though she could wipe the floor with most guys. She is strong!! BUT in history of mankind as far as physical status of women in general are the weaker sex. If you dont know this basic concept -- you are a fool. So talking about that in that context -- is totally fine no matter how uncomfortable it makes you.

**** As far as you assuming we don't train... I train every week. I am a martial artist for years. I have recently gotten into jiujitsu to shore up my ground game.

**** As far as the shame comment -- It would be a feeling of shame to be defeated by someone period -- you think you should win against when they are at some disadvantage to you in anyway you could easily exploit. THats just the feeling you get... thats why people say keep your head up after every fight. Because its disheartening when you lose and you expected to win.
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Re: Girl Beats boys like a MAN

Postby demonfist45 » Apr 3. 2013, 11:31

AdamR wrote:It would be funny to watch a girl MMA fighter lose to a guy via triangle choke


well - if you google that -- you might come across some new porn videos of guys doing the triangle choke on a female while she giving him a BJ. HAHA!! you will be like WTF ? :shock:

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